Grr. Arrgh. Okay, it's my own stupid fault for writing the post and not saving before I copied and pasted it in to the editor in order to post it...but literally, right when I was getting ready to click Publish Post, the stupid power cord came loose from the wall, and I didn't have the battery in, and I lost the whole thing.
In a nutshell, you must read Rabbit, Run. Hopefully, tomorrow, I can get around to telling you why.